waitwhatdidtheysay:

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

ok this is really sweet

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

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quousque:

iwantasecretgarden:

shamrockjolnes:

five-cats:

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

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9:08 pm  •  24 August 2017  •  697,814 notes

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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12:28 am  •  15 May 2017  •  715,708 notes

pashionforfashion21allday:

sillymilly84:

jeniphyer:

gunzonyatmblr:

igglooaustralia:

When your dog is a hoe too

Honestly I’m crying rn

Doggy was like “bitch me too!”

Damn 🅱 😐 😂

I will forever love this

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12:27 am  •  15 May 2017  •  73,983 notes

iguanamouth:

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

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12:25 am  •  15 May 2017  •  523,159 notes

hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

1. sit next to me while im on the computer
2. say “i need to talk to you”
3. read my messages and dont reply

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12:24 am  •  15 May 2017  •  419,459 notes

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12:24 am  •  15 May 2017  •  52,102 notes

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12:22 am  •  15 May 2017  •  490,455 notes

non-baenary:

fukbot:

volcainist:

what the actual fuck

Chaotic neutral

College student

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12:22 am  •  15 May 2017  •  98,882 notes